Friday, January 28, 2011

Diddy Being Sued for $900 Billion


No, the title is not a typo.  A woman claiming that Diddy "crippled her children when he made the World Trade Center collapse" is suing the music mogul for $900 billion.  Sound crazy?  Well, it is, but I'm pretty sure she's serious.  Read the rest of the article here (some excerpts are below).  Trust me, it's worth a read.  Remember it's all real--no one could make this shit up.  (Thanks to The Boombox)

"According to the suit, which was posted by RadarOnline.com, Diddy is responsible, along with his former girlfriend Kim Porter and famed LAPD assault victim Rodney King, for seriously injuring Valerie Joyce Wilson Turks and her children."

"Turks alleges she has a 23-year-old son with Diddy, who she says date raped her 24 years ago. The lawsuit gets even more absurd, claiming Diddy stole a valuable casino chip from the woman, worth over "100 zillions of dollars," as well as her hospital keys."

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